tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65022616140364847512011-11-27T15:28:11.551-08:00A variety of issues, by various people.Mr. Varioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07200787909105707522noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6502261614036484751.post-68620754909000244952009-01-31T06:57:00.000-08:002009-01-31T07:09:14.763-08:00Now that G-Rod can't be governor anymore, he needs some form of gainful employment. Here's a list of possible occupations for El Corrupto, with an accompanying quote. Can you fill in the blanks?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mall jewelry store salesman:</span><br />"I've got this _____, and it's (bleeping) golden."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Avid cherry fan:</span><br />"I've got this _____, and it's (bleeping) golden."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fortuneteller from the Mystic East:</span><br />"I've got this _ ____, and it's (bleeping) golden."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Enthusiastic online PC gamer:</span><br />"I've got this ___ ____, and it's (bleeping) golden."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Spokesman for panda breeding program:</span><br /> "I've got this ___ ___, and it's (bleeping) golden."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Agent for the creator of NBC's </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Heroes</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">:</span><br />"I've got this _____, and it's (bleeping) golden."<br /><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Supporter of the film </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">:</span><br />"I've got this ___ ____ ___ ____, and it's (bleeping) golden."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6502261614036484751-6862075490900024495?l=varietyofissues.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr. Varioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07200787909105707522noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6502261614036484751.post-43271616231324116022009-01-29T16:07:00.001-08:002009-01-29T16:07:57.085-08:00Welcome to Variety of Issues, the home to varied and numerous (?) things.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6502261614036484751-4327161623132411602?l=varietyofissues.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr. Varioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07200787909105707522noreply@blogger.com0