Blagojevich Career Possibilities

Now that G-Rod can't be governor anymore, he needs some form of gainful employment. Here's a list of possible occupations for El Corrupto, with an accompanying quote. Can you fill in the blanks?

Mall jewelry store salesman:
"I've got this _____, and it's (bleeping) golden."

Avid cherry fan:
"I've got this _____, and it's (bleeping) golden."

Fortuneteller from the Mystic East:
"I've got this _ ____, and it's (bleeping) golden."

Enthusiastic online PC gamer:
"I've got this ___ ____, and it's (bleeping) golden."

Spokesman for panda breeding program:
"I've got this ___ ___, and it's (bleeping) golden."

Agent for the creator of NBC's Heroes:
"I've got this _____, and it's (bleeping) golden."

Supporter of the film Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit:
"I've got this ___ ____ ___ ____, and it's (bleeping) golden."

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